(2) Five
Minutes: If
she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
(3) Nothing: This
is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
(4) Go
Ahead: This
is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud
Sigh: This
is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's
Okay: This
is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a
man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A
woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is
true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're
welcome' . That will
bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is
a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't
worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
